Tales from the Men's locker room

Ok, played basketball today for the first time in a while (it showed). Had a great time and got some exercise in the mean time. After 5 games of full court 4 on 4, I'd had enough and went to the locker room to get my bag. That's when I saw it; an image that is burned into my brain much like Michael kissing Oscar on The Office. One gentleman who was getting dressed was carrying on a conversation with a man who had just stepped out of the shower to dry off. Read that again, he stepped out of the shower to dry off. Instead of drying off in the quite spacious and clean shower area, he had strategically positioned himself in the middle of the locker room. To top it all off, the portly and quite hairy gentleman was making sure he was completely dry. Picture Michael Scott (The Office) when he props one foot on the desk he's standing next to. Yep. Now you have an idea of what I am dealing with here.